The French Teacher
— · September 18, 1963
Patty gets a crush on her new French teacher after he makes her his test subject.
The Genius
— · September 25, 1963
While Patty is taking a test to determine the intelligence of today's students, the machine goes nuts and the results say Patty is a genius with a 185 I.Q.
The Elopement
— · October 2, 1963
J.R. Castle leads Martin to believe that Patty and Richard are planning to elope. Acutally, they are helping Natalie plan a surprise vacation for Martin and her at the same fishing lodge where tjhey spent their honeymoon.
House Guest
— · October 9, 1963
Martin's Aunt Pauline comes to visit.
The Birds and the Bees Bit
— · October 16, 1963
Ross is invited to his first dance, so Patty and Cathy try to teach him about girls.
The Slumber Party
— · October 23, 1963
Ross tape records conversations at Patty and Cathy's slumber party's, and then blackmails them with the tape.
The Babysitters
— · October 30, 1963
When Mr. Lane refuses to pay for an evening gown for Patty, she decides to go into the babysitting business.
The Conquering Hero
— · November 6, 1963
When the star basketball player's parents move to Michigan, the Lanes invite him to stay with them.
The President
— · November 13, 1963
Patty and Cathy both run for president of the Girls' League.
Double Date
— · November 20, 1963
Patty plays Patty and Cathy at a party, after Cathy got sick for having taken a flu shot meant for Patty.
The Actress
— · November 27, 1963
The school is putting on a lavish version of Anthony and Cleopatra. Cathy tries out for the lead, but Patty unexpectedly gets it.
How to Be Popular
— · December 4, 1963
Cathy wants to win more friends, so she writes to Aunt Jane,a Lonely Hearts colunnist, for advice.
The Song Writers
— · December 11, 1963
Richard enters Patty and Cathy's song in the Jimmy Dean Songwriter Contest. Unfortunately, Patty had copied the words from a book of poetry!!
The Princess Cathy
— · December 18, 1963
Cathy falls in love with a foreign exchange student.
Christmas Present
— · December 25, 1963
Christmas is a day away and Cathy anxiously awaits a visit from her father, only to learn that he is a prisoner in a foreign country.
Auld Lang Syne
— · January 1, 1964
Martin's brother Kenneth sets out to write his autobiography, but discovers writing a book to be more difficult than he imagined.
Horoscope
— · January 8, 1964
Patty become an astrologist in order to earn money to buy Natalie a birthday present.
The Tycoons
— · January 15, 1964
When all the girls like the dress that Cathy made, she and Patty decide to go into business.
Author! Author!
— · January 22, 1964
Patty writes a novel presenting the viewpoint of the American teenager and immediately gets a publishing contract.
The Continental
— · January 29, 1964
Martin learns that he is being transferred to Paris.
Let 'Em Eat Cake
— · February 5, 1964
Natalie makes the mistake of leaving her cake in the church bazaar on the kitchen table unattened.
Going Steady
— · February 12, 1964
Patty and Richard decide to go steady.
Are Mothers People?
— · February 19, 1964
Natalie Lane begins to feel unwanted and devises a plan to get even with her family for the uncaring way they have been acting.
The Con Artist
— · February 26, 1964
Cathy buys a vacuum cleaner for Natalie's birthday but finds the cost is too much for her to handle.
The Perfect Teenager
— · March 4, 1964
After flunking an exam for teenagers, Patty decides to enroll in modeling school.
Chip Off the Old Block
— · February 11, 1964
To increase the circulation of the school paper, Patty uses scandalous stories which infuriate the school principal.
The Wedding Anniversary Caper
— · March 18, 1964
In order to buy a gift for his parents wedding anniversary, Ross enters Patty's photo in a teenagers beauty contest.
Pen Pals
— · March 25, 1964
Patty receives some beautiful letters from a new pen pal, and therefore loses interest in Richard.
A Slight Case of Disaster
— · April 1, 1964
In order to impress Sue Ellen, Patty buys an expensive dress that she can't afford.
The Friendship Bit
— · April 8, 1964
Patty discovers that she is allergic to Cathy.
Patty, the Foster Mother
— · April 15, 1964
Patty unknowingly signs papers to adopt a Korean orphan.
Drop Out
— · April 22, 1964
Richard decide to quit school.
Leave it to Patty
— · April 29, 1964
In order to get elected chairman of the class prom, Patty promise to get Pinky Gristol "The Mop" as a guest.
The Little Dictator
— · May 6, 1964
Cathy, who is student principal for a week, has trouble dealing with Patty.
The Working Girl
— · May 13, 1964
Patty gets a job at the local ice cream parlor.
The Cousins
— · May 20, 1964
Patty and Cathy reminisce about Cathy's arrival in the Lane household.