Hell No, They Won't Go
30m · October 1, 1994
Gene and Annie, a late-in-life father and mother, raise fraternal twins in their rural Massachusetts hometown. In the opener, the couple are more anxious about the first day of preschool than their kids are.
All in the Game
30m · October 8, 1994
Volunteer assistant soccer coach Gene injures his back, but won't back out for fear of disappointing the twins.
No Kids Allowed
30m · October 15, 1994
The Bergmans seek new friends after Jack bars their kids from a party.
Love, Native American Style
30m · December 6, 1994
Annie gets concerned when Gene and the boys go on a group wilderness trip with a chaperone who's a known homewrecker.
Gotta Dance
30m · December 13, 1994
Gene and Annie enter a dance contest to win the twins a coveted toy.
Holy Water
30m · December 20, 1994
Gene's attempt to impress the boys with his handyman skills results in a flooded bathroom.
The Ex Files
30m · January 3, 1995
Gene can't divorce himself from a touchy situation when his ex-wife visits and shares a few details from his past with Annie.
Family Tie
30m · January 17, 1995
Gene promises Sam he'll wear a special necktie to a preschool open house, then is fit to be tied when he can't find it.
Dumping's Rotten in the State of Massachusetts
30m · —
Gene gets the family's dumping permit revoked.
Mothers and Other Strangers
30m · —
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