The First Episode, Slut Mobile
30m · January 28, 1999
Host Tom Green buys condoms with ease, brings loose women home to meet the folks and visits with a cow.
Phil's Balls
30m · February 4, 1999
Tom challenges MTV's moral standards executive, invades an art gallery and tries to revive some sick pets.
Mustard Inspector
30m · February 11, 1999
Tom sees co-host Glenn Humplik's skin, examines the contents of a briefcase and goes on a date.
Sickly Man Magazine
30m · February 18, 1999
Tom tries to break a world record, becomes a magazine "coverboy," and solicits some tips from an actor.
Last Will and Testament, Tom Wopat
30m · February 25, 1999
Guest Tom Wopat; mall security; Tom interrupts a soccer game; dead pigeon.
Spring Break Special
30m · March 4, 1999
On the MTV cruise to Cancun.
Glenn and Phil via Satellite
30m · April 22, 1999
Tom falls in love; interview with a stinky microphone; grocery shopping with a cow; Glenn via satellite.
Glenn's Red Carpet Treatment
30m · April 29, 1999
Glenn gets the red-carpet treatment; Tom makes an adult movie; Tom gets drunk; Glenn via satellite.
Parent Statues
30m · May 6, 1999
Tom's parents threaten to sue after he gives them two statues; Tom swims in porridge; guest Janeane Garofalo.
Swimming Across Lake Washington
30m · June 8, 1999
No overview available.
