The Bobby Heenan Show

Lord Alfred Hayes introduces the lovely ladies that will be escorting the guests - The Oinkettes! The Brain's first guest is Jameson. The Brain had thought Jameson was the head air traffic controller at LaGuardia airport. It turns out that Jameson was an unemloyed nerd. As a result, Jameson would stay on as Bobby's permanent co-host. (Since originally posting this feature, ""FrogSplash"" wrote to tell me that the guy who played Jameson on the Bobby Heenan Show is now the host of The Pet Shop on Animal Planet. His name is Andy Kindler.) A close-up of Jameson. Yes, that's tape on the bridge of his glasses and a safety pin on the left side. The Brain's second guests, Penny and Coco, a mother-daughter comedy act. Penny and Coco were horrible. The Brain reacted to their act with yawning and insults. Jameson fiddled with his asthma inhaler. The Brain ends the show on an up-note by pointing out what nice legs Penny has.

One of the Oinkettes brings out the first guest, a belly dancer, Kareema Askoy and The Brain says hello. The Brain has Kareema get right to work. She teaches Jameson to dance, and then dances on his back. Jameson made a move on her. A hypnotist was brought out. The only good point of they hypnotism bit was The Brain rifling Jameson's pockets for money while he was under it. And when you'd thought you already had too much excitement for one day, out comes a French lady, Cecile, an animal lover who's a proponent for birth control for pigeons. The Brain and Jameson have no use for the pigeons and The Brain a little bit insensitive to the pigeon lover. At the end, everyone just got up and danced, including the Oinkettes. And, as was the gimmick at the end of every Bobby Heenan Show, to end the show The Brain would turn his chair around to face the back and ignore everyone.

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Two of the Oinkettes brings out the world's fastest painter, Morris Katz. Morris talks about his work. Morris actually brought out a huge poster board of the Congressional Record he was mentioned in. (Getting mentioned in the Congressional Record is about as impressive as owning a flag that's flown over the Capitol.) One of the Oinkettes brings out Heather Hunter, an adult film actress. The Brain, not really understanding what an ""adult film"" is, asks her if she's ever worked with Robert Redford, what it's like being in love scenes, etc. She mentions that she was in a certain movie, but The Brain mis-understands. Meanwhile, Morris keeps painting. Jameson explains what Heather does for a living. Heather gives us a big smile when The Brain figures out what's going on. The Brain approves. Morris is tired of being ignored, so he begins using his staple gun. The Brain asks Heather some questions about her personal life. The Brain asks Heather what she does besides acting, and she says she d